Kentuck Wildcat fans. In two days your are going to get to meet Mr. Glen Dorsey. Do you know how badass he is

HOW BAD IS GLENN DORSEY ?





Glenn Dorsey visited the Virgin Islands , now they're just called ';The Islands.';





Glenn Dorsey grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.





Dorsey invented giraffes by uppercutting horses.





There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Glenn Dorsey lives in Baton Rouge .





Glenn Dorsey's poo smells like Armani Aqua de Gio.





When GD is around, jet planes do not need fuel. Dorsey simply picks them up with his index finger and throws them to their destination.





Glenn Dorsey's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately it is impossible to make him cry.





There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Glenn Dorsey has allowed to live.





When Glenn Dorsey speaks, everybody listens.


And then dies...





If you spell ';Glenn Dorsey'; in Scrabble, you win. Forever.





Glenn Dorsey completes a sudoku puzzle in each huddle.





Every time Glenn Dorsey makes a quarterback cry, an angel gets its wings.





Glenn Dorsey's Helment wears Glenn Dorsey for protection!!!





Glenn Dorsey sees dead people...and kills them again.





Chuck Norris played @$$ kickers in movies and TV shows before challenging Glenn Dorsey. Now he's only capable of making bad infomercials.





The popular videogame ';Doom'; is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Dorsey and forgot to pay him back.





If you were to lock Dorsey in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Dorsey replied ';Because Grammy's are for queers.'; Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.





Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Dorsey once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.





Saban won with Glenn Dorsey's players.





Dorsey once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress





When taking the SAT, write ';Dorsey'; for every answer. You will score a 1600.





Katrina didn't hurt New Orleans....Glenn Dorsey farted..........





Out of the world's ten ';badest bad asses';, Glenn Dorsey receives Christmas presents from nine of them.





Dorsey once challenged Lance Armstrong in a ';Who has more testicles?'; contest. Dorsey won by 5.





The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Dorsey has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.





Four words you will never hear Glenn Dorsey say: ';Don't taser me, bro.';.





Glenn Dorsey CAN believe it's not butter!





If you Google search ';Dorsey getting his butt kicked'; you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.





Glenn Dorsey was Luke's father





When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Glenn Dorsey.





Tebow had to ask Glenn Dorsey permission to kiss his Boyfriend.





Glenn Dorsey wrote an amazing book called ';A Brief History of Time'; but Stephen Hawking stole the rough draft and sold 9 million copies of it with his name on it... Yeah... We all saw what happened to him.Kentuck Wildcat fans. In two days your are going to get to meet Mr. Glen Dorsey. Do you know how badass he is
hurricane- did you really just say that Glen Dorsey was over rated and got dominated by a freshman O-line? HA HA HA! Did you not watch the Florida game or are you totally void of any semblance of football knowledge? Double and triple teamed every single play, he still caused mass chaos for the offensive line. He pushed 300 lb men around like they were 12 girls. How stupid are you??Kentuck Wildcat fans. In two days your are going to get to meet Mr. Glen Dorsey. Do you know how badass he is
In Lexington they're still whining about that Gamecock **** whoopin.
Dorsey is good but overrated........he was pretty much controlled by a frosh OL vs. UF
For the previous answers before mine... If Glenn Dorsey is such a dumba$$, and is controlled so easily by a young OL, why do PROFESSIONAL sports analysts at ESPN and Fox Sports consider him one of the top players in the country? I think he's a raging bada$$.
Tommie Harris would slap Dorsey around like a red-headed step-child!
Dude i like LSU, but you just took every Chuck Norris joke ever made and substituted in Glenn Dorsey... Seriously though, its gonna be a great game... But i do NOT see Kentucky walkin away with this one... LSU-31 UK-24
LSUBalls. Admit it. LSU is a dim-witted school. You can't structure your paragraph. Perhaps, you are dim-witted





Go Tulane
We'll JOhn B I'm glad yoyu got to watch atleast one half of football this year(LSU vs Tulane) where your school played like it was their damn super bowl and then fell apart. Your ignorant. Love those Tigers!!
Do you have some sort of crush on this Glen Dorsey guy? Who is this I would like to know never heard of him!